You might be a wino if … is a post about the most ridiculous things we can find about wine, wine products, and wine uses. How wino are you? Do you have any of these products?
First up, the leather bicycle wine holder. Let me go for a workout … with a bottle of wine. Water is so overrated anyway. I can tell you from personal experience that having a drink during a workout is a horrible idea.
You can buy it here:
Second, the big glass. Why share a bottle of wine, when you just want one glass?
Buy it here. You know you want it.